quotable

Quotable moments from recent days:

B: Don, oo doe I pooped on da poh-ee?! [it's a big deal around here, worth sharing with everyone]
S: Yeah, I didn't poop on the potty, though. You POOP on the potty on Sunday mornings and I PEE on the potty on Sunday mornings.
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After watching a friend change her newborn boy's diaper:
S: Roderick has tiny little baby feet.
B: Da, and he has a tiny dil pea-dut.
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Upon seeing dolls in a book:
S: Mommy, next time can we get dolls?
M: What would you do with dolls?
S: I would just THROW dolls! [duh!]