amusing anecdotes

Sean's been cracking me up lately. Here's just a sampling of why, although imagine them spoken in 2-year-old language:

SEAN: I like [whatever]
US: Me too.
SEAN: Yeah, me three.

BEN: Waaah! Waaah! Waaah!
SEAN: Calm down, calm down! It's okay, calm down!

US (putting Sean to bed): Give me your cup and I'll go fill it up.
SEAN: Mommy, get me big boy water, please! (He means water from the bathroom sink--why it's called big boy water, we have no idea.)

SEAN (with a cheap metal nutcracker in his hand that basically consists of two metal rods hinged together, and Ben sitting attentively beside him): Baby Ben, let me clip your fingernails. Sit still! Just a few more! You're doing good! Almost done!

SEAN (after leaving the pediatrician's office): I like Dr. PAX!
ME: I do too. Why do you like Dr. Plax?
SEAN: Dr. PAX plays with me!

ME: Sean, do you want a sandwich for lunch?
SEAN: Yeah.
ME: What kind of sandwich do you want?
SEAN: Um, Ovaltine sandwich!